Rise of the Vexpire/Transcript

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 * [The episode begins with the shot of the tropical island called "Sunilla Island" standing in the middle of the ocean. Sqak the little red bird is seen running in the jungle until he hides behind a nearby palm tree. While hiding behind the tree, Sqak's covering his beak trying not to laugh out loud and give himself away. Suddenly, a green hand taps Sqak's shoulder from the left. Once Sqak looks on the left, he doesn't see anyone. The little bird scratches his head in confusion and turns around... to see his chameleon pal Bratly up close in his face!]
 * Bratly: ... Hello!
 * Sqak: (jumps backwards) Waaaah!
 * Bratly: (laughing hysterically) Hey, guys! I found'em! I found'em!
 * [Sqak's other friends; Robin the silver squirrel, Tubby the yellow hippo and Makayla the purple frog, all approach Sqak and Bratly.]
 * Robin: Alright, Sqak! Now we hide and you seek!
 * Makayla: Yep, we're all gonna hide (glaring at Bratly) FAIR-AND-SQUARE I hope!
 * Tubby: Yeah, camouflaging in a hide-and-seek game is totally Cheating 101, Bratly!
 * Bratly: No it's not, Tubby! It's a natural form of self defense! ... especially against seekers! But fine, I'll bite!
 * Robin: Remember Sqak, take 50 steps in the rainforest with your eyes closed and then run on back here!
 * Sqak: Alright, but I'm gonna double the count to a HUNDRED! So you guys can come up with better hiding places!
 * Bratly: Ah, someone likes a challenge!
 * Robin: (whispering to Sqak and Makayla) Like hiding without your camouflage!
 * [Sqak and Makayla giggle while Bratly turns and glares at Robin. The scene dissolves deep in the rainforest, the little bird is walking by while counting his footsteps.]
 * Sqak: ... 98... 99... 100! (turns around the other way and opens his eyes) READY OR NOT! I'M COMING TO GET Y-!
 * [Sqak is shocked as he realizes he's wandered in the middle of a darker side of the rainforest. Vicious animal sounds can be heard as the little bird looks around in fear.]
 * Sqak: (gulp) Maybe doubling the count wasn't a good idea after all...
 * [As Sqak walks backwards both slowly and nervously, he bumps his back on a big, round blue rock. Startled, Sqak shrieks and spins around in a kung fu pose.]
 * Sqak: I'm warning you!! I taste awful!! (sees that it's only a rock) Aw, glad my friends aren't here... (the rock suddenly starts to shake) ... Peep! I mean... I wish my friends WERE here!
 * [Before Sqak could make a run for it, the whole rock bursts into pieces. Sqak covers his eyes so they won't get poked by the pieces. He uncovers his eyes and sees what came out of the rock: a blue frog who is twice his size. The frog stretches and lets out a big yawn.]
 * Sqak: Uh... Hello.
 * Frog: Wow, you're a REALLY small daddy!
 * Sqak: (giggles) Daddy?! I'm not even old enough to be a daddy!
 * Frog: ... Are you my mommy then?
 * Sqak: (facepalms with both hands)
 * Frog: Yay! I love peek-a-boo!
 * Sqak: ... This is gonna be a looooong walk home..!

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 * [Scene dissolves back to the gang's home glade. Sqak and the blue frog finally arrive home while having a conversation with each other.]
 * Frog: WOOOOW... PAR-A-DISE..!
 * Sqak: You can say that again! Welcome to Sunilla Island! Lemme introduce you to my best friends!
 * [Robin, Bratly and Makayla are all seen chilling in the middle of the glade; Robin is relaxing on a lawn chair while Bratly and Makayla are beside her, playing a video game on a wireless TV. In front of the TV, a "Street Fighter"-styled fighting game is being shown with a large, hulking rhino warrior and a female cheetah ninja duking it out. The cheetah hits the rhino a few times until the rhino knocks her away with a spin attack.]
 * Sqak: (walking over) Hey, guys!
 * Bratly: (turns to Sqak) Oh, hey Sqak!
 * [With Bratly's head turned, Makayla quickly mashes some buttons on her controller which is then followed by a loud "Nooooo!!" being heard from the TV. Bratly quickly turns his head to the game and sees that his rhino avatar is on the ground defeated with Makayla's cheetah avatar celebrating gloriously.]
 * Game: Princess Clawdia: WINS!
 * [Makayla giggles while Bratly growls at her.]
 * Robin: Where have you been? You've been out there for a really long time.
 * Makayla: Yeah, we all got tired of waiting for you.
 * Bratly: Well, not ALL of us...
 * [Tubby is seen laying behind a very small flower, giggling. Sqak, already seeing the hippo, decides to play along.]
 * Sqak: One, two, three on this flower!
 * Tubby: (stands up) Hey, this flower ain't even playing!
 * Sqak: Oh! Hi Tubby!
 * Tubby: Aw, dang!
 * Sqak: Anyway, sorry I took so long. I got a little lost on the way back.
 * Bratly: (pointing at the blue frog) So, whose the blue guy?
 * Sqak: I found him in an egg, all alone in the rainforest.
 * Robin: No mom or dad?
 * Makayla: Oh, how sad! His parents must be worried sick!
 * Tubby: Or maybe... (sniff)... he's got no parents at all!
 * Makayla: Tubby, EVERYONE on earth has parents.
 * Sqak: (turns to the frog) By the way, I'm Sqak and these are my best friends! Robin...
 * Robin: (waving) Heyya!
 * Sqak: Makayla.
 * Makayla: (giggles and waves)
 * Sqak: Tubby.
 * Tubby: Any pal of Sqak is a pal of mine!
 * Sqak: ... and Bratly!
 * Bratly: Gimme five! (the frog tries to give him a high five, but Bratly moves his arm away) TOO SLOW!
 * [The blue frog spits out his long tongue that taps Bratly's hand.]
 * Frog: You're too slow! Ha ha ha!!
 * Bratly: (shaking the frog's saliva off his hand in disgust) Eww..!
 * Sqak: Alright, buddy. What should WE call you? How about... "Froggy"?
 * Frog: Nuh-huh!
 * Robin: "Hopper"?
 * Bratly: "Lickster"?
 * Tubby: "Bluey"? (everyone stares awkwardly at Tubby) ... what?
 * Frog: None of those names sound like me... (sees something from above and gasps) What're THOSE?
 * [What the blue frog is looking at are fresh mangoes hanging way up at the large tree.]
 * Makayla: Those are mangoes! Sunilla Island has millions of them!
 * Tubby: Uh-huh! They're DE-LI-CIOUS!
 * [The frog licks his lips and runs over to the mango tree where he crouches down. In just a second, the frog springs upward and picks a mango off the tree. The whole gang are both surprised and amazed as the frog lands back to the ground with a mango in his hands.]
 * Bratly: Woah, all the high skippers at the Island Olympics will be steamrolled by this guy!
 * Sqak: (gets an idea) Hey, Skipper! How'd you like the name... "Skip"?
 * Skip: Skip... Aw, that's such a cool name! (in a deep voice) From now and forever more... I shall be referred to as "SKIP"!
 * [The word "SKIP!" echoes in the background.]
 * Sqak: So, Skip! Wanna eat your very first mango?
 * Skip: You bet your dang tailfeathers I do!! (tosses the mango into his mouth and eats the whole fruit in one bite)... Mmmmmm..! (suddenly opens his eyes really wide)

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 * [In the glade, the gang are trying to come up with the solution of what just happened to all of the mangoes.]
 * Makayla: Now this isn't like mangoes... or any other food to just disappear!
 * Bratly: Unless you eat them!
 * Skip: Now I'll NEVER get a taste of those tasty, TASTY mangoes!
 * Robin: Now guys, I think I may know how to get to the bottom of this...
 * Tubby: You do??
 * Robin: Well, not ME exactly... Kaida the Island Sage! She might know
 * Skip: Really?!
 * Robin: (pointing to the rainforest) She's usually at her shrine...
 * [Before Robin could finish her sentence, Skip bolts into the rainforest in lightning speed. All looking shocked for a second, the gang head into the rainforest to follow their new friend. The scene then dissolves somewhere in the jungle]
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